1. You met a new guy. How do you introduce him to your friends?
This is Mike…my BOYFRIEND.
This is my friend Mike. Mike, meet the girls!!!!
You don’t introduce new guys to your friends.
Ladies, this is Mike. He’s a DOCTOR.
2. It’s 6 p.m. What are you doing?
Still at work.
Getting a pedicure.
3. Where is your ideal vacation?
New York City
4. Choose a fabric:
5. Choose a drink:
Scotch on the rocks
6. If your friend pooped her pants, what would you do?
Point and laugh.
Point and laugh and then tell everyone.
Say, “Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants.”
7. Your friend just got engaged. You…
Give a sincere congratulations.
Sigh and say, “GOOD LUCK.”
Change the subject to your new shoes.
Pretend to be happy but then make a snarky comment when she leaves.
8. Your friend’s wedding was called off. You…
Let out a big sigh of relief. You won’t be the only one alone forever.
Think, “Not my wedding, not my problem.”
Plan your revenge against the man who broke her heart.
Console her. This is a difficult time.
9. Pick a guy:
10. It’s ladies’ night out!!! What do you wear?
Your “skinny jeans” and a blouse
A loose shirtdress and your brand-new shoes
A skirt and halter top
A peplum dress
11. What is something you’ve probably said in your life?
“I don’t believe in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party. I just believe in parties.”
“I’m so bloated and gassy, I’m like a flotation device.”
“Sex is something special — it’s supposed to happen between two people who love each other…”
“I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.”
12. You’ve recently come into some extra money. What do you do?
Donate it to charity.
Buy a new coffee table for the living room.
13. How does your hair look today?
Shiny and perfect.
It’s in a bun.
Rolled out of bed and haven’t even looked in a mirror.
It looks fine for just having sex.
14. Choose a shoe:
15. How long do you wait before…YOU KNOW?
Middle of the first date.
*Squirms* You don’t kiss and tell.
Between the third or fifth date.
Whenever it feels right.
Are You A Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, Or Miranda?
You are a Miranda!
You WISH you were a Carrie, but alas, you are a Miranda.