23 Signs You’re Not As Young As You Used To Be

1. You have no idea what channel Nicklodeon or the Disney Channel is on anymore.

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Channel 207? 16? Is Justin Timberlake still a Mouseketeer?

2. Or MTV.

Like you would know any of the artists currently on it, anyway.

3. A healthy supply of Lactaid and Pepcid AC are always within arms reach.

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4. You thought Ariana Grande was a new size of Starbucks cup.

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Can I get a Ariana Grande chai, and can you make that Taylor Swiftly?

5. You actually enjoy hanging out with your parents.

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I mean, they may not be as thrilled, but at least you’re not an angsty teen anymore.

6. You’ve asked the salesperson for “sensible” shoes.

Meaning sensibly priced, sensibly comfortable, and sensibly ugly.

7. You have unexplainable aches and pains that seem to come and go as they please.

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Bad back one day, bad knee the next. And so on.

8. Bed Bath & Beyond is your idea of a fun outing.

After this Target, then Williams-Sonoma! We’ll go all out!

9. Child actors you grew up with are now playing parents.

::weeps softly into pillow::

10. You’ve made dinner plans based on the parking situation.

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This is why you’ve also become fine with eating early in order to “beat the crowds.”

11. On a similar note, you’ve skipped a concert because it was standing room only.

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All I want is to rock out from the comfort of a cozy chair at a reasonable distance from the stage.

12. Your favorite band from high school is on a REUNION TOUR.

It will happen to all you 1D fans one day, don’t you worry.

13. Just the idea of spring break sends shivers up your spine.

And not good shivers, but shivers that remind you of overpriced drinks and sleeping twelve to a hotel room.

14. You’ve bought Activia.

Poopers gotta poop. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

15. You’ve seen fashions die and be reborn.

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What did I do with all my Stüssy shirts? I want to be in with the kids!

16. You remember when these guys were actually on Saturday Night Live and not just in State Farm commercials.

WTF, Hans and Franz?

17. You’ve been called “sir” or “ma’am,” and haven’t blinked an eye.

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What was that? I couldn’t hear you over my room humidifier.

18. Someone has accidentally guessed your age when they were just kidding about how old you are.

“LOL! It’s not like you’re 34 or something! Wait… you are?”

19. You’ve used slang when you had no idea what it meant.

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Whatever happened to, “Dy-No-Mite!”?

20. A youngster has referred to you as a “hip” older person.

Whatever, I’ll take it.

21. You cringe whenever someone younger says that they’ve never seen a movie that you grew up with.

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Beetlejuice? No? The Goonies? NO? ::jumps out window screaming “Heeey youuu guuuuys!”::

22. You’ve gone to bed on Friday night at 10 p.m. ON PURPOSE.

And not because you have to wake up early the next day. JUST. BECAUSE.

23. You’ve said something like this:

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