How To Eat A Muffin

1. Step 1: Get a muffin.

2. Step 2: Rip it in half. Don’t use a knife. Craggy muffin fluff is essential.

3. Step 3: Toast the muffin.

This step requires a toaster oven. You can also use an oven oven at 400F.

4. Step 4: Butter the muffin.

5. Step 5: Make the muffin disappear.

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